It ain’t no Guinea, and it ain’t no pig !

Meet “Larry” … Larry is a RAT, well technically, Larry is a guinea pig, but to me, she (yea Larry is a girl) is a RAT. Rat rhymes with cat, and I hate cats too!
Come to think of it, I am not sure I like much of anything that rhymes with cat!
I don’t ever want to be FAT, bitten by a BAT, and indoor CATS and RATS have to poop and pee in my house!!!
This RATS one saving grace is the love of my life; Emma.
Emma loves Larry, ergo I must love Larry. Sick and twisted 4 year old logic.
I cringe when I hear that angelic voice dance across my eardrums, “daddy, don’t you just LOOOVE Larry”? “um, yea sure I just LOOOVE Larry”.
I hear that in Peru, guinea pigs are a delicacy!